Warning: This blog has nothing to do with me being at Corp Office except the fact that it gives me time to write it. All names and characters mentioned herein are real.
Truly, this place doesn’t stop to amaze me!!
I’ve already shared the immense value addition to our (me, Divya*, Yang**, Amol***) capability to deal with corporate culture; courtesy the Corp Office experience. Recall marrying the widow & dropping the orphan.
And this last Friday we actually washed our sins in this Mecca of Modernization (read the new Gurgaon) which has managed to hide the true colours of the gaon that it is behind the malls and glass buildings that continue to crop up. But every once in a while the revolting old city makes its presence felt in its inability to handle traffic, the constant jams, the flowing sewers et al!!
And Yang keeps pointing out how there are not enough ‘adventurous’ people around and how we waste so much time just sitting indoors.
So coming back to the holy dip; (yes…you dint miss anything if you came straight to this!!) there we were, on a nice Friday evening with surprisingly nice weather post a generous shower the previous day, knowing not what to do. And as Yang keeps pointing out the lack of adventure; we decided (me, Yang and Kshitij****) to go for this movie called Dhamaal. And the best transportation you get in gurgaon is the rickshaw gods, when that is, their esteemed judgment finds it worthwhile to take you where you want at the rate he wants. So we reach the next traffic light and realize there’s a good 1 km jam. We decide to walk.
We walk determinedly, dodging cars and cows alike, jumping puddles, climbing pavements; till the roadside was walkable land devoid of the sewer water. And as Yang seems both happy and tired with our little trekking right here in Gurgaon, we plead to another rickshaw god to take us the next 2 km at a measly 30 bucks.
And as we encounter another of those traffic jams that goes on forever on these roads, Yang notices the side of the road with 5 inch deep sewer water and exclaims “eww! If somebody were to fall in that water wouldn’t he stink for life?!” Our rickshaw wala on the other hand has a revelation. He sees the water logged stretch with a car struggling to get through it. He decides his simplistic automobile and manly prowess will be better equipped to wade through it. We protest. The rickshaw god insists.
And as he pulls forth, his front wheel suddenly takes a 1 foot dip into a strategically located pothole. He struggles to get it out. His rickshaw screams at the overload. Before we realize what’s going on…his rickshaw rolls over like a happy elephant in a rivulet with all three of us thrown in holy water. Yes. You read it right. We fell. Full length. Into a giant puddle of sewer water. It really happened. The memory of it still makes me…well…stink!!
So there went our movie. Some Dhamaal we had!! We plead to another rickshaw god to take us back to the guest house. And after a good hour long bath we reconvene to have Thapa ke haath ka khana and to watch India take over Pakistan.
And Yang is delighted. It truly was an adventurous evening.
Ankit
(Use Axe. It helps get rid of stink well)
*Friend at Pepsi #1
**Friend at Pepsi #2
***Friend at Pepsi #3
****Friend at PWC; co-working with Pepsi